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Guffadi - If our netas were geeks ...

Apple Inc. reported a profit of tauko-dookhney US$ 8.8 billion for the three months ending in June. And here we are stuck in the land of never-ending political circus merry-go-round where we buy millions of dollars worth of apples from the dosa and dumpling wallahs. It’s about time our netas grabbed a few books about them IT geeks and learn a thing or two.Instead of re-reading Karl dai’s angry rants against the sahujis again and again and worshipping crazy wackos like them three stooges… baroo Steve Jobs ko biography pawd-noos!And what about our non-communist wallahs? They are not going to change into non-conformists any day soon so the only option for them would be to merge into one and be the ‘other’ party. Then they can read about Bill Gates and maybe someday invite him to town. Billy dai is more into fighting malaria than protecting you from them malicious codes infecting your pirated Microsoft products. He will probably give us all free mosquito nets than free Microsoft Office. But at least it will save lives and will protect many of our folks from malaria.It’s about time, we had like three or four political parties in the country. It would be easier for all of us to keep track of our free loaders. And then the Election Commission (EC) can one day go with ‘SMS’ voting and save some of our taxpayers’ money as well. They can even charge us a Rupee or two and make some dough instead.But of course our political parties will probably hand out free recharge cards and buy them votes hola. Well, the EC wallahs will have to come up with a fool-proof system to allow only the real voters to cast their votes. Let us not go into the future because if our netas continue to act like buffoons then it’s only doom and gloom for the rest of us.If you are still dreaming of showering with the paani from Melamchi then you might have to wait for the Halley’s Comet to come around and that’s like in 2061 AD. Most of us will probably be dead by then because not all of us get to r

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