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Guffadi - What’s in a (foreign) name?

Our caretaker government failed to forge consensus with other clowns and had no choice but to go with the partial budget. Now, our cadres and contractors will have only a small piece of the pie to choke on. I hope our netas’s cousins and chamchas will curtail their spending habits because they won’t be getting much this year. Maybe if Dr. Saheb had offered to share some of the free lunch money then other party wallahs would have agreed to share the full pie hola. Our competent civil servants won’t have to worry about not getting paid. Our taxes will be enough to cover their salaries. Maybe our government can save some money if they introduce some kind of a ‘pay as you want’ service. Our civil servants will make a lot more then even if they don’t get a penny from the state. It’s all about the chiya kharcha and when the peon says, ‘Mila-yeruh dinoos nuh’ then most of us will end up paying more anyway. After all, the poor fellow will have to share the ‘express service’ fee all the way to the Hakim Saheb. And our hakim sahebs need to have some dough ready for our netas so that he or she can get a lucrative posting. The Mao Inc. is holding its seventh ‘hang out’ session. Our Emperor is going through a rough patch. Baidya dai left the party because he really wants a people’s revolution. And he still thinks that his crew can take on India and win. Maybe he is watching too many of them Chuck Norris movies? And our crown prince left the palace so that he could be with his new love. He won’t have to worry about staying away from home because he is pretty loaded. But he better start learning some mixed-martial arts techniques. You just don’t run away with somebody’s wife. The other guy has every right to kick the lover boy’s arse! The former Maoist combatants ask, ‘Show us the money?’. Our Emperor has asked the former PLA commanders, ‘Where is the money?’ and the commanders have resigned because they tell the Emperor that, ‘You have all the money!’. I think it’s about ti

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