The not-so-united Maoist party aka UCPN (Maoist) aka Unilaterally Corrupt Paketmaars of Nepal (Maoist) ... has suspended our crown prince rey. No, I am not talking about Paras dai kya.... it's our own comrade, Prakash Shumsher Dahal!Paras dai gets a bad rap ..... hit and run and beating folks up but we never really heard about any shady business deals hagi.... while our new crown prince has not run over anybody yet but he seems to like running away with another woman every other year. Ani usko business deals haroo ko tuh baat nai naw-garoom!Prakashey was married to someone during them conflict period. Then he got tired of her and married somebody else after Papa came back from Delhi. Now, our media wallahs tell us that he hasn't been to Lazimpat Palace for the past couple of days rey. Now, where in the @#$!ing world is Carmen Sandiego? hehe.. I meant hamro Prakash dai kya!The crown prince has eloped with Bina Magar rey. Who is she? I don't know... never heard of her.... she happens to be the President of them student union at Saraswoti Campus rey. And she is married to some Adhikari guy, who is some kind of a Maoist neta from Bhakatpur. Her hubby has joined Baidya uncle's gang kyaaruh! Let us all feel bad for him hai!If Prakashey has really married again ... then let us hope that he will finally settle down! Khoi.. third time lucky hola ni Chotta Sarkar! He has even deactivated his Facebook accounts rey. Yes, he has like 3 fb accounts.... one for his mistresses, one for his crew and one for all of us hola ni.Prakash Dahal is a lucky man. If his pappy hadn't decided to become a communist (closet capitalist), then he wouldn't be one of the richest man in town ni. If Prachandoo Sarkar had decided to stick to his job then he would probably be heading some NGO today hola. And what about his son? I don't know... he would probably be a sahuji of some 'Taas' place in Chitwan hola ni! Or maybe he would have one of them jpt hotels in Sauraha!Our Emperor is a smart arse. He s
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