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Guffadi - When's your turn?

Wedding season is here again... didn't know folks got married yeti bela... yesto garmi ma! This week's been hectic.... attended like 7 wedding parties in three days kyaaruh! It's pretty much the same food and drinks and before you know it the bar is closed and you have to spend the rest of the evening drinking Cola!Hijo chahi... I went to duita biha ko party sarty haroo! The first one was at Yak & Yeti. Them five-star hotels suck because them wait staff and the rest of the crew are all members of our krantikari union kyaaruh! They act like somebody is forcing them to walk around carrying them tray stray of snacks here and there! I asked for some paani... and the bar captain told me to walk outside the ball room ... 'tyeta baahiruh ho water station... tyehi gaw-ye-ruh linoos'... so I walked to the so-called water station, filled 4-5 glasses of water and asked the waiter for a tray and headed to my table.The waiter bhai was pissed... 'Tapai lay yesto gaw-ryo bhaney tuh hamro supervisor lay gaali garcha ni'. I told him not to worry... 'Muh pani union ma choo bhan-deu hai..' if the guy is too lazy to serve water then I better do it myself ni hoinuh ruh! I think I will just go apply for a banquet staff ko job @ them so-called five-star hotels tomorrow!Yak & Yeti ko so-called ball room ma only fan san... ani.. ek damai garmi pani... spent the next half and hour fighting for the fan. The other table wanted the waiter bhai to turn the fan towards them. But, we had the first right of refusal... hehe... as if we were planning to buy the fan nai! Hami pahila aaa-ko , pankha pani haami tiruh nai thiyo ni!Finally, the other table gave up and the groom's brother-in-law managed to get another fan for them. Thank God.... or else table 'A' and 'B' were ready to get into some kind of a wrestling match nai. My didi's friend, visiting from the Amrikas asked me... 'why is everyone around that guy?'. I looked over and saw our great 'ghoos-khori' bhoot-purba mantri, Govinda Raj Jo

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